Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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