Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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