Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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