All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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