no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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