do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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