ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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