i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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