I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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