My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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