the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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