I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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