So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize