It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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