I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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