you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
