i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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