i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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