after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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