btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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