Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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