so explain again why im purple
no
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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