My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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