there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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