Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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