my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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