Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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