This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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