Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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