the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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