it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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