By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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