Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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