My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You can't special order awesome
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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