I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You left your phone here
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