i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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