we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he fucked my hip out of place.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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