dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Randomize
