PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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