I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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