Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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