The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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