His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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