Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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