Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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