next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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