i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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