Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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