youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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