I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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