and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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