the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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