I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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