"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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