my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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